The "Plan"

So here is the "Plan". I'm using the "" because I'm using the word "plan" lightly. I hate eating healthy and exercising so I'm going to have one cheat day per week. This day I can lay around and eat anything I want to. I'm trying to cut out fried food, bread, and pretty much anything that tastes good. I'm going to eat a lot of lettuce and grilled chicken and wheat thins. Who doesn't love a good Wheat Thin? Even the name sounds disgustingly boring like something a bulimic supermodel would eat so she doesn't pass out. Anyway... the other 6 days I have to eat healthy. And on 4 of those 6 days I have to "exercise". I'm not sure about the exercise thing yet. I pretty much hate anything that involves me to sweat or miss my television shows. Maybe I can do sit-ups while I watch my DVR'd Oprah. Or I can walk on the treadmill in front of a TV. That has to count for something! Wish me luck!