I'm starting to like rice cakes

I think something is wrong with me.  Well... clearly anyone who has met me knows that something is wrong with me but now I'm really starting to think something is wrong.  I'm starting to like rice cakes.  I bought them because they only have 45 calories.  I thought I could stuff my face with them since they come in cheddar flavor and that is kind of like cheese.  Well cheese tasting at any rate.  Now I actually like them!  Day 3 of the diet is going a little better.  I enjoyed my nice breakfast of blueberry yogurt flavored cancer from Yoplait and I had a nice rice cake as a snack!  Now I'm going to Chipotle with my homies for lunch and I'm going to have a burrito bowl with no cheese!  Because that sounds wonderful!  It is like eating a pizza with no cheese and no crust.  I may as well just eat more of these f'ing rice cakes.  But anyway I have to go now because I'm starving.  When you crave dirt doesn't that mean that you are anemic?  Or that you've just had too many rice cakes?